Q1. In what battle did Napoleon die?
A. his last battle.

Q2. Where was the declaration of independence signed?
A. at the bottom of the page.

Q3. River Ravi flows in what state?
A. liquid.

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A. marriage.

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A. exams.

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. lunch or dinner.

Q7. What looks like half of an apple?
A. the other half.

Q8. If you dip a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
A. wet.

Q9. How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
A. no problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with only one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with only one hand.

Q11. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand, and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. very big hands.

Q12. If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
A. no time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can you drop a raw egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack!

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