{"id":13422,"date":"2018-09-06T15:53:25","date_gmt":"2018-09-06T13:53:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heiniger-net.blog-net.ch\/?p=13422"},"modified":"2018-09-06T17:01:43","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T15:01:43","slug":"deals-gott-die-frau-erschufenwhen-god-created-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/archives\/13422\/deals-gott-die-frau-erschufenwhen-god-created-woman\/","title":{"rendered":"When God created woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When God created woman, he worked late on the sixth day.<\/p>\n<p>An angel came by and asked, &#8220;Why spend so much time with her?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Lord answered. &#8220;Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?&#8221;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>She has to function in all possible situations.<\/li>\n<li>She has to be able to embrace several children at the same time.<\/li>\n<li>Be capable of a hug that can heal anything from a crushed knee to a broken heart.<\/li>\n<li>She has to do it all with only two hands.<\/li>\n<li>She heals herself when she is sick and can work 18 hours a day.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The angel was impressed: &#8220;With only two hands &#8230; impossible! And this is the standard model?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The angel came closer and touched the woman.<br \/>\n&#8220;But you made her so soft, sir.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;She&#8217;s soft,&#8221; said the Lord.<br \/>\n&#8220;But I have made her strong. You can&#8217;t imagine what she can endure and overcome.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can she think?&#8221; asked the angel&#8230;<br \/>\nThe Lord answered, &#8220;she can&#8217;t just think, she can reflect and negotiate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The angel touched her cheeks&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8220;Lord, it seems that this creation is leaking! You&#8217;ve placed too many burdens on her.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It&#8217;s not leaking. These are tears&#8221;, the Lord corrected the angel.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s that for?&#8221; asked the angel.<br \/>\nThe Lord said, &#8220;Tears are her way of expressing her grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her sorrow and her pride.&#8221; &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>That made a big impression on the angel, &#8220;Lord, you are a genius. You&#8217;ve thought of everything. A woman is really wonderful.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Lord said: &#8220;Indeed she is.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>She has power that amazes a man.<\/li>\n<li>She can cope with problems and carry heavy loads.<\/li>\n<li>She holds happiness, love and opinions.<\/li>\n<li>She smiles when she wants to scream.<\/li>\n<li>She sings when she feels like crying, cries when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.<\/li>\n<li>She fights for what she believes in.<\/li>\n<li>Her love is unconditional.<\/li>\n<li>Her heart is broken when a loved one or a friend dies, but she finds strength to go on living.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The angel asked, &#8220;So, she&#8217;s a perfect being?&#8221;<br \/>\nThe Lord replied: &#8220;No. She only has one disadvantage. She often forgets what she&#8217;s worth&#8221;.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When God created woman, he worked late on the sixth day. 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