{"id":2499,"date":"2012-02-06T12:06:33","date_gmt":"2012-02-06T11:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/heiniger-net.ch\/?p=2499"},"modified":"2012-02-06T12:06:33","modified_gmt":"2012-02-06T11:06:33","slug":"die-besten-eheberater-kommen-aus-der-primarschule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/archives\/2499\/die-besten-eheberater-kommen-aus-der-primarschule\/","title":{"rendered":"Die besten Eheberater kommen aus der Primarschule"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<h3>HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.&nbsp;Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you&nbsp;like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.<br \/>\n&#8212; Alan, age 10<\/li>\n<li>No person really decides before they grow up who&nbsp;they&#8217;re going to marry. God decides it all way before,&nbsp;and you get to find out later who you&#8217;re stuck with.<br \/>\n&#8212; Kirsten, age 10<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Twenty-three is the best age because you know&nbsp;the person FOREVER by then.<br \/>\n&#8212; Camille, age 10<\/li>\n<li>No age is good to get married at. You got to&nbsp;be a fool to get married.<br \/>\n&#8212; Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>You might have to guess, based on whether they&nbsp;seem to be yelling at the same kids.<br \/>\n&#8212; Derrick, age 8<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Both don&#8217;t want any more kids.<br \/>\n&#8212; Lori, age 8<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Dates are for having fun, and people should&nbsp;use them to get to know each other. Even boys&nbsp;have something to say if you listen long enough.<br \/>\n&#8212; Lynnette, age 8 (isn&#8217;t she a treasure)<\/li>\n<li>On the first date, they just tell each other&nbsp;lies and that usually gets them interested enough&nbsp;to go for a second date.<br \/>\n&#8212; Martin, age 10<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS<br \/>\nTURNING SOUR?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;d run home and play dead. The next day I&nbsp;would call all the newspapers and make sure&nbsp;they wrote about me in all the dead columns.<br \/>\n&#8212; Craig, age 9<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>When they&#8217;re rich.<br \/>\n&#8212; Pam, age 7<\/li>\n<li>The law says you have to be eighteen, so I&nbsp;wouldn&#8217;t want to mess with that.<br \/>\n&#8212; Curt, age 7!<\/li>\n<li>The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone,&nbsp;then you should marry them and have kids with&nbsp;them. It&#8217;s the right thing to do.<br \/>\n&#8212; Howard, age 8<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s better for girls to be single but not&nbsp;for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.<br \/>\n&#8212; Anita, age 9 (bless you child)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN&#8217;T GET MARRIED?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>There sure would be a lot of kids to explain,&nbsp;wouldn&#8217;t there?<br \/>\n&#8212; Kelvin, age 8<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And the #1 Favorite is&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<h3>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if&nbsp;she looks like a truck.<br \/>\n&#8212; Ricky, age 10<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.&nbsp;Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you&nbsp;like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. &#8212; Alan, <span class=\"excerpt-dots\">&hellip;<\/span> <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/archives\/2499\/die-besten-eheberater-kommen-aus-der-primarschule\/\"><span class=\"more-msg\">Continue reading &rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2499"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2499\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/heiniger-net-archive.blog-net.ch\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}